A recent tweet by Japanese voice actor Junichi Suwabe has gone viral in Japan.

His tweet, with three photos attached, told of a puzzling encounter with this mysterious cat…

There’s someone on the ground! Are you okay??

Let me check your pulse…

Aaghhh!!

This was his tweet in full:

It was obviously a cat trap… why didn’t he ever notice?

But wait — there’s more.

Suwabe tweeted this shortly after the ordeal:

It says:

Being a cat-lover, I’m totally jealous that a cat grabbed his hand and randomly licked him on the sidewalk.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go roam the streets of Tokyo…