Perhaps not content with ramen, soba, and udon towels to protect yourself from noodle splash damage, or perhaps you really want people who come to your house to know that you like meat. Whatever the reason, Japanese retailer Village Vanguard has decided to answer the apparent call for a realistic looking wagyu beef towel.

The appropriately thick bath towel (that's what it's meant for, but feel free to drape it around your neck and fight off meat sweats with) features the marbled aesthetic you find on a lot of high quality Japanese beef.

The towel is currently available from Village Vanguard's online store in Japan.