“Words Of Warning” Printed In The Menu That Had Gone Viral In Japan

You may normally associate Japan with good customer service - perhaps sometimes too good that it feels a bit impersonal.

Well, one Japanese Twitter user (@frenemytwins) recently posted a menu from a Yakiniku restaurant, which has so far been retweeted over 39,000 times. What's written on it shows that Japanese customer service can be jovial:

Source: @frenemytwins

Don't turn our staff on as they'll take it seriously and won't do their jobs properly.
Don't ask our staff "how old are you" - we'll charge you double right there.
We take utmost care with our air conditioning. But if our staffs' jokes were so bad it gives you shivers, we'll provide blankets.
If you are pregnant, let us know - let's think about your child's name together.
If your food got cold, we'll reheat it for you. If your relationship is cold, we'll try and reheat that too.
Let us know if you are a celebrity - sorry we didn't recognize you - we'll go and get your autograph asap.
Don't offer drinks to our staff - EVER - they'll turn to monsters.
Do not give our staff some lucrative job offers - they'll take it.
Tell us if our food is delicious - that'll really cheer us up.

Apparently, these "words of warning" can be found in many restaurants in Japan - I wonder if there are other versions of this...

By - grape Japan editorial staff.