While the YOU+MORE! series (a play on the pronunciation of "humor" in Japanese) of Japanese online decor and goods seller Felissimo probably won't be topping turning Japan's viral sexy daikon huggy pillow into a pouch anytime soon, a solid second place can be awarded to their latest combination: realistic oyster shoulder bags and handkerchiefs!

The product is a promotional release done in collaboration with Japan Railways West to boost interest in tourist areas around the Setouchi Sea (where JR West runs). As the area (particularly Hiroshima) is famous for delicious oyster dishes, makers spent some time adding in as much detail as possible, even adding in a lemon slice (the region is also a leading producer of citrus in Japan) to make your lifelike oyster bag even tastier.

It's not just the shell either. As you can see, it's quite meaty on the inside! Fortunately that acts as pillowy interior you can safely put your valuables in.

The handkerchief set is of a grilled and raw oyster, and when folded reveals a shell on the exterior.

Both the oyster bags and handkerchiefs are available from Felissimo's online store for 3,700 yen and 1,300 yen, respectively. (Online shipping available here and here.)