Japanese fast food chain Lotteria has a knack for releasing bold and big burgers that defy standards for normal Japanese portions. In the past they've released a 5-patty cheeseburger called the Zeppin Tower, a Tokyo Sky Tree inspired shrimp tower burger, and even an enormous ramen burger for those seeking out a carb-loaded thrill. Now with Japan's Golden Week Holiday approaching, Lotteria is answering the bell with the return of one of its most infamous burgers: The "With Everything Burger!"

The "With Everything Burger" (zenbu nose baagaa, 全部のせバーガー) is perhaps the perfect fast food item for your indecisive friends who hold up the line, someone looking for a break from traditional Japanese food, or maybe just for people who like to watch the world burn. This handful of a burger comes slathered in six sauces: teriyaki, mayonnaise, spicy mayonnaise, tartar sauce, ketchup, and Lotteria's special meat sauce--umameat. In between all that and two freshly baked buns are cheese, a soft boiled egg, bacon, onions, tomato, a rib patty, fried shrimp patty, beef patty, pickles, lettuce, cabbage, and of course, a cheeseburger patty.

Price and calorie wise, it's nearly equal, priced at 1,350 yen ($12.33 USD) and coming in at 1,365kcal to help you out with your dirty bulk. You're probably thinking "there is no way a monstrosity like that looks so neat in real life," and you'd be 100% correct.

Originally a makeshift "secret menu" item for customers who wanted to exploit Lotteria's customize-able toppings (not exactly a trademark of Japanese fast food joints), the behemoth became and official release and will be returning for a limited time between April 28th and May 31st. As you can see it's not exactly the neatly stacked burger in the official release photo, but we have a feeling that anyone willing to try this isn't the type to complain about how burgers look differently in advertisements.